"I’m Cuddly as a Cactus" Funny Holiday T-Shirt

Show off your prickly personality this season with our "I’m Cuddly as a Cactus" T-shirt! Inspired by everyone’s favorite green grump, this tee is the perfect mix of humor and holiday sass.

Unisex Soft-Style T-Shirt – Ultimate Comfort & Style

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Lightweight, breathable fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) for solid colors.
• Classic Fit & Crew Neckline: Versatile style that works for any occasion.
• Durable Design: Twill-taped shoulders and ribbed collar prevent wear and tear.
• Comfort First: Tear-away label ensures a soft, irritation-free experience.
• Ethically Sourced: Made with ethically grown US cotton, certified by the US Cotton Trust Protocol and Oeko-Tex for sustainability.
• Fabric Blends:
  • Heather Colors: 35% cotton, 65% polyester
  • Sport Grey/Antique Colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester